Maveli Goes Offline
Maveli, sitting dejectedly in Paatalam, wonders why his annual visit to Bhoolokam is no longer generating the excitement it once did. His PA arrives. PA: “Maharajan, you have received a message through WhatsApp.” Maveli: “WhatsApp? Is that some new kind of weapon?” PA: “No, Rajan. It is how people communicate now.” Maveli: “But we have messengers.” PA: “Yes, Maharajan. But WhatsApp has now replaced them. And unlike your messengers, it needs no salary, no holidays, and no retirement benefits.” Maveli is flabbergasted by the dizzying developments in Bhoolokam. The kingdom he once knew is no longer the same. He urges his assistant to understand and brief him on the latest trends and customs there, so that he can communicate with his subjects during the meet-and-greet programmes held across his kingdom as part of the Onam festivities. His PA, who has already gathered the necessary data, hands him an instruction manual complete ...